El Obamesías

El Obamesías tiéne la solución para amigar a Georgia con Rusia:

With Russia’s military excursion into the former Soviet state of Georgia intensifying, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama has released his detailed plan for solving the conflict. The full text appears below.

Fellow citizens of the Earth:

Tonight, I address you not as merely the shoo-in for forty-fourth President of the United States, or even as a citizen of that imperfect nation. No, tonight I address you as a simple cocoa-colored Earthling, but one endowed with a grave responsibility.

This new conflict in Europe touches some very deep feelings for Michelle and I. On one hand, we’ve always felt a certain kinship with the Georgians ever since our first campaign stop in Atlanta; on the other, our library is adorned with only turn of the century neo-primitive Russian art. Alas, such is the burden of leadership.

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