Un estudiante vió la cara de Al Gore, en una Patata. Aleluya!!

La religión el Calentamiento Global, ya puede contar que está produciendo sus milagros!

Larry Erb, un estudiante del college y seasonal lentil vendor, asegura haber visto la cara de Al Gore en una a potato chip, mientras esperaba a  Dave Matthews en concierto, junto con su novia , Willow. Al Gore le miraba dentro su interior anímico, desde la patata.

“About half way through the show I reached down into my bag of Lays, pulled out a chip, and there he was,” said the University of Vermont intramural ultimate frisbee competitor. “Al-freakin’- Gore! The prophet himself! I was like, WHOA! I shook my head really hard cause I thought I was seeing things, but when I looked back, there he was again, looking at me in that Al Gore way. I think he was looking into my soul, man.”

Erb said that despite the loud music, he had a lengthy conversation with the potato chip, which he said went as follows:

Luego mantuvo la siguiente conversación con patata chips:

Gore-Chip: “Larry, I’m Al Gore.”

Larry: “No duh, dude! What are you doin’ on my sour cream and onion chip?”

Gore-Chip: “Larry, I need your help. The planet is getting hotter by the minute. Did you see my movie?”

Larry: “Uh, yeah. Fahrenheit 9-11, right?”

Gore-Chip: “No, Larry, that was Michael Moore. He’s…slightly fatter than I am. I know you’re baked out of your mind, but please focus.”

Larry: “HEY WILLOW! CHECK IT OUT! AL GORE IS ON MY CHIP! AND HE TALKS!”

Gore-Chip: “LARRY! SHUSH! You can’t let Willow know about me.”

Larry: “Aw, sorry, dude.”

Gore-Chip: “LARRY, PLEASE. I AM A SERIOUS MAN WITH A SERIOUS MESSAGE.”

Larry: “OK, dude. You’re getting all red in the face and it looks really creepy. Is that sweat? Way gross.”

Gore-Chip: “LARRY! ENOUGH! Listen to me. You know about carbon footprints, right?”

Larry: “Uh-”

Gore-chip: “It doesn’t matter. Larry, we need to not only reduce our carbon footprints, we need to reduce the number of carbon footprints.”

Larry: “I’m not following you, man.”

Gore-Chip: “Shocker. Larry, we have to make sacrifices if we are going to save mother Earth. And by ‘we’, I mean you and your ilk. Would you agree?”

Larry: “True that. That’s why me and Willow have been recycling bong water.”

Gore-Chip: “And clearly skipping showers.”

Larry: “SO RIGHT! How’d you know?”

Gore-Chip: “FOCUS, Larry! I need you to make a sacrifice.”

Larry: “Say the word, Weird Al Potato Chip!”

Gore-Chip: “You need to eliminate Willow’s carbon footprint.”

Larry: “Uh, how do I do that?”

Gore-Chip: “You need to kill her. For Mother Earth.”

Larry: “HUH? Willow? I can’t kill the Will-ster, dude.”

Gore-Chip: “Mother Earth, Larry. The very fate of mankind. And you’re worried about some half-baked sprite who makes pottery?”

Larry: “She’s a ceramic engineer, Mr. Gore. And you are a potato chip. Yum.”

Erb claims that he then ate the potato chip, but sat with TNOYF’s sketch artist to draw the rendering seen here.

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